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Arthur's Revenge

A hangover caused by drinking excessive pints of Guinness the night before. Symptoms include headache, bitter after-taste and the squirts. Takes it's name from the Irish Stout's creator, Arthur Guinness.
Colin: Hey, why aren't you at work today?
Peter: I don't feel so good. Got a spot of Arthur's Revenge.
Colin: Your poor ring piece.
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Caesar's Revenge

The incredibly evil and impossible questions on Advanced Placement tests that involve choosing a set of several statements, numbered with Roman numerals.
Which of the above statements is correct?
a) I
b) II
c) I, II, and IV
d) III and IV
e) I, II, III, IV, and V

"Oh no, it's Caesar's Revenge!"
by Fern, Defender of Trees February 23, 2010
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Nuclear Revenge

When your so angry at someone that you probably end up killing them.
Joe:*takes sandwich*
Bob: Did you just F***ing take my sandwich!?
Joe: Yes?
*Bob performs Nuclear Revenge on Joe*
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Revenge-move

Of the many different options of revenge, the precise choosing of the correct form according to the indiscretion.
Shania: You know Crystal caught Josh cheating last night, don’t you? Well she decided to hack into his email account and email all his work colleagues that he is a cheating scumbag.
Stacey: Nice Revenge-move.

Roch: You know Crystal caught Josh cheating last night, don’t you? Well she decided to cut out the crotch of all his clothes and throw them on the front lawn.
Stacey: Nice Revenge-move.
by Meekalogical January 21, 2009
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Revenge hamster

A long burn in which you want to get back at someone who did you wrong. First, you start by going to a pet supply store and purchasing a hamster. You then take that hamster to an all gay orgy to use as a sex toy, in which of course everyone has AIDS. The hamster itself, after being in several men's buttholes, gets AIDS. You then take that hamster to the person you want to get revenge on and give it to them as a pet for a gift. The person has no idea that it was used in a homoerotic orgy as a sex hamster and is happy to get the gift. Eventually the hamster bites that person, thus giving them AIDS as well.
That son of a bitch cheated on me with my sister! I am getting him a revenge hamster for Christmas and then dumping his ass!!
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Revenge pic

When someone puts up a hot picture on facebook after a breakup.
-Did you see that pic of Bob's abs?
-Yeah its a revenge pic, him and Sally broke up!
by Iloveallthingsawesome July 1, 2011
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unconscious revenge

Revenge that is acted out without the conscious realization the actions derived from a former physical or mental encounter of pain. An anger long forgotten in the mind that caused the individual to build their own form of reality, making life long decisions with good intentions but selfish results.
In 1960 his business was socially unaccepted by Christian business people. He later became a self proclaimed preacher to atone his misfortune. However through unconscious revenge he led his congregation into cultism.
by Sonofanonprofit September 7, 2016
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