A diet a person goes on after getting dumped by someone that they loved. Used to make themselves feel desirable or to make the ex wish they didn't break up with them.
Person one: MAN, she looks hot! I thought she would hit the Ben and Jerry's after her tough break up.
Person two: Yea me too, bet she told me she went on a revenge diet. Her Ex was feeling pretty stupid.
Person two: Yea me too, bet she told me she went on a revenge diet. Her Ex was feeling pretty stupid.
by theexmrssunshine April 27, 2011
The incredibly evil and impossible questions on Advanced Placement tests that involve choosing a set of several statements, numbered with Roman numerals.
Which of the above statements is correct?
a) I
b) II
c) I, II, and IV
d) III and IV
e) I, II, III, IV, and V
"Oh no, it's Caesar's Revenge!"
a) I
b) II
c) I, II, and IV
d) III and IV
e) I, II, III, IV, and V
"Oh no, it's Caesar's Revenge!"
by Fern, Defender of Trees February 24, 2010
Joe:*takes sandwich*
Bob: Did you just F***ing take my sandwich!?
Joe: Yes?
*Bob performs Nuclear Revenge on Joe*
Bob: Did you just F***ing take my sandwich!?
Joe: Yes?
*Bob performs Nuclear Revenge on Joe*
by Z3r008 September 07, 2019
Revenge that is acted out without the conscious realization the actions derived from a former physical or mental encounter of pain. An anger long forgotten in the mind that caused the individual to build their own form of reality, making life long decisions with good intentions but selfish results.
In 1960 his business was socially unaccepted by Christian business people. He later became a self proclaimed preacher to atone his misfortune. However through unconscious revenge he led his congregation into cultism.
by Sonofanonprofit February 19, 2016
by Iloveallthingsawesome June 30, 2011
A long burn in which you want to get back at someone who did you wrong. First, you start by going to a pet supply store and purchasing a hamster. You then take that hamster to an all gay orgy to use as a sex toy, in which of course everyone has AIDS. The hamster itself, after being in several men's buttholes, gets AIDS. You then take that hamster to the person you want to get revenge on and give it to them as a pet for a gift. The person has no idea that it was used in a homoerotic orgy as a sex hamster and is happy to get the gift. Eventually the hamster bites that person, thus giving them AIDS as well.
That son of a bitch cheated on me with my sister! I am getting him a revenge hamster for Christmas and then dumping his ass!!
by BigDaddyC6969 November 30, 2020
Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum
by Spalex August 17, 2012