Definitions by Spalex

Bakosexual 

A sex cult dedicated to Bako, where all other sexual relations are sub-par

Sorry I'm not interested, I'm a Bakosexual

Bakosexual by Spalex June 27, 2022

Wizard's Revenge

Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum

Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night

Wizard's Revenge by Spalex August 17, 2012