Bakosexual

A sex cult dedicated to Bako, where all other sexual relations are sub-par
Sorry I'm not interested, I'm a Bakosexual
by Spalex June 27, 2022
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Wizard's Revenge

Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum
Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night
by Spalex August 17, 2012
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