you're the man now dog

The state of being in which one is now the dog.

Hey, you're the man now dog.

by homedog March 18, 2003

Rather Dick Ma Dad

For everytime someone suggests something you see as totally pointless, or you just cba with (eg Fuck That).

Can also be referred to if a friend thinks some birds hot, when she's clearly a munter.

dude 1: "Yo check out the gyal dem!"

dude 2: "Rather Dick Ma Dad."

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"Another essay for uni you say?... i'd rather dick ma dad."

by tipzyross November 3, 2009

redheadophilia

A condition characterized by a person's involuntary attraction to a redhead. This person may dream about this redhead for days on. Men are more commonly affected by this disorder than women. There is no cure for redheadophilia.

Patient: I saw a redhead on the street, suddenly, I started drooling and having sensual dreams about her.

Doctor: You have Redheadophilia. There is no cure, so you will have it the rest of your life.

Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by andrettifan June 15, 2013

retaed

Retard 2.0 - a person whose worse than a retard

Oh look he’s such a retaed

by bossdefiner June 2, 2020

You can learn more about a person in an hour of play rather than in a year of conversation

Basically, Actions speak louder than words.

You can learn more about a person in an hour of play rather than in a year of conversation

by Death Menace May 20, 2022

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

by public_transportation_fan January 9, 2010

redhead moment

A momentary and intense display of irrationality, bad temper, insanity, or any combination thereof.

Ashley: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CHEESE?! I am going to cut the b**** that got my cheese all dirty! Who--

Roommate: Dude, chill. That's the blue cheese I bought today for the dinner salads tonight.

Ashley: Oops, I guess i had a redhead moment.

by Miztie October 22, 2011