ok buddy retard

a phrase commonly said on roblox when someone trys to say drumpf is a good president. My brother drank the juice mom uses to clesn the toilet and now hes laying down and wont wake up what do i do before mom gets home

lighting mcqueen: I'm going to rape donald trump

obama: Ok buddy retard

by break da law November 8, 2018

Socially Retarded

This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.

So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him:

me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me?

him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th!

. . . . .
(Silence)

me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun.

If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend.

P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.

by Kwiatkowski May 22, 2006

Retarded Cousin

A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.

Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?

John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.

by MmCcPp June 18, 2011

Retard7

A wacky person.

Henry: "Is it normal that I eat cheese with my feet?!%4"
Oskar: "No don't be a Retard7 Henry"
Henry: *cries in despair*

by ThatsKempo May 11, 2021

Redbox Retard

A person whom goes to the Redbox movie rental machine and...

1. Either takes abotut 20 minutes to decided on one movie choice.
2. Does not know how to use the Redbox machine and takes about 20 minutes to figure it out.
3. Keeps insisting that a movie is available when Reedbox says its not available.

Lynn: Jim, did you get the movie i wanted to watch from the Redbox?

Jim: No, there was a Redbox Retard trying to decided a movie and the line was starting to warp around the builiding.

by jspearx3 August 10, 2009

Registered Retard (RR)

Usually the dumbest of the friend group. Mouth is always open even when not talking. Calls themself a god, alpha, a dog; but usually the runt of the litter.

My coworker is a genuine registered retard (RR), can’t close a deal for his life.

by JayThePlug January 1, 2022

Crap idiot retard

A term used when you are so angry that all that comes out is a bunch of words you find to be insulting.

god damnit you crap idiot retard

by carcus4 February 26, 2011