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coast guard reserve

Americas 38th line of defense, behind the Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Rhode Island army national guard and ahead of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Also known as "Sea Food" by Marines and Soldiers (Real military)

Coast Guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans penis (a 1 in 453,678 chance)
Yo man you in the Coast Guard Reserves?

Yeah dude!

So you do nothing and get paid for it?
by dirt biker bro May 6, 2012
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Family Guy reference

The act of making a reference to the comedy show Family Guy by alluding to one of its various jokes in a particular episode.

They are mostly done in internet chats but can also be employed in real-life conversations.
"Yeah, and it was like this: when I first saw her.."
"mhm hm-mh.."
"She was totally horny for m.."
"hm-hmm mhhm.."
"and then suddenly.."
"hmm hmhm mh-hm mhh"
"she really came towards me an.."
"hm-hm hmm mhmm hmm"
"..."
"mhm... hmhm mhh hmhmm"
"you're not taking me seriously, do you?"
"mhh hmhm... mhhm hmhmm...."

(Family Guy reference to Gumble2Gumble interrogation scene, suitable for teasing people who haven't deserved any better)
by BulligerVerstand December 29, 2007
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Off the reservation

When one or more members of a group (temporarily or permanently) splinter off to do something or behave in a way seen as unfavorable by their peers.
Miles: Wheres Doug at and what with all the commotion?

Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.

Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.

Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.

Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends

Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww
by Maxdout June 12, 2021
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referdex

A referdex, also known as a street map.. is used by one to refer themselves to a dex.. or also know as a location. Note: Even though this word has been used for centuries, it seems that no dictionary has decided to add this mutha to their database of words.
Oi Mate!?, where the Fuck is the referdex?!.. i needa make a booty call to this hot piece of ass i met aye-sap!.
by jennymiller2000 December 4, 2010
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No Regerts

The unfortunate accident the typist had while putting in the title for the steam version of Postal 4.
by bumblaster69 May 14, 2022
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Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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