Remort

Remort- a) Regret the morning after sex

b) FUCK!

c) The definition of remort is fluid. It can be used in the place of any other word, sometimes multiple time in the same sentence. Due to lack of a specific meaning, when trying to decipher the meaning of remort, it is important to look at the context in which the word was used. (But it usually means sexytimes)

a) I had sex with a minger last night, now I feel great remort
b) Remort you
c) Remort the remorting remorters

by ShadowJinx26 September 22, 2011

baters remorse

A form of regret that develops after completing the act of masturbation. The origins of the feeling may include religous guilt, personally unaligned gender roles, and or most frequently a desire to have opted for another mental subject, or subject object.

I wouldn't have baters remorse now if I had clicked on the hot local mom's tab instead of the hunky bears tab.

by Nom de fake September 12, 2014

shitter's remorse

The void of moisture in your body after the act of defecation while already dehydrated. The mental and physical emptiness felt after taking a gigantic shit.

Gordo knew he would soon have "shitter's remorse" as he gazed with dehydration at the over flowing port-a-johns on the third day of the music festival.

by Shady Jay May 10, 2011

Remorsal

The last remaining piece of food after a meal (usually dessert) that no one wants to take for fear of appearing rude or too eager.

"I really want the last remorsal of pie if no one else does!"

by Ivlivs April 18, 2010

Seller's remorse

Seller's remorse, is the feeling of regret right after you breakup with someone, when you think you may have made a mistake.

After I broke up with Trisha I missed the feel of her breasts and wanted to call her up, but I shook that off as seller's remorse

by Daniel Zev June 1, 2011

Remort

A normal person engaging in retarded behaviors. Sometimes known as a "Linskey"

John just pee'd in Mike's mom's panty drawer... What a remort

by telecomslave October 27, 2010

Troll remorse

When a troll gets owned HARD by another troll, that the butthurt is too much to handle and the former troll goes around the internet looking to apologize to its victims

Troll: "I'm so sorry!!!!"

Victim: " troll remorse is clear, you got owned hard and everyone saw it"

Troll: " I can't live on this planet anymore"

by runoutofnames January 13, 2013