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theory of relasstivity

Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
Damn Joe, that ass definitely follows the theory of relasstivity!
by Nyota June 29, 2014
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Maxin' and Relapsin'

Term used when one is chilling out and smoking weed or drugs of any kind. It usually involves skipping school, or missing work that day.
Phone rings.. "Hey I noticed you're car at home " "What are you doing ?"

ME: "Not much ,just Maxin' and Relapsin' "
by Dfdubmountain November 29, 2019
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relaxate

A redneck equivalent of the more common word "relax." Usually used by rednecks in situations that a person smarter than them appears to be under high stress.
"Girl, you needta just stop a'hoopin' and a'hollerin' and go ahead and relaxate."
by Kristi. Model 88 January 31, 2005
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relaxibating

the purest of relaxation, goes along with a "no worries" mentality.
i cant wait till summer, i will be relaxibating everyday.
by iamba May 19, 2008
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relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy

The term pretty much gives it away. You are relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy when many people think you're just cool and relaxed all the time, but the people working with you and giving you grades just hate your guts.

Of course another way to look at relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy is that the consequences to be feared really aren't all that fearsome, and so it kinda makes sense not to do anything about it. Like you and politics.
That's smart. The problem I find is that most parents who give their little kids phones have a sort of "relaxed-to-the-point-of-lazy" attitude about monitoring and setting rules about it.
by nottheonlyi October 7, 2009
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relationship relaxation

when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob.
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:

hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out

clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?

weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.

general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!
girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit

girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?

girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me

girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!
by banginbabe March 23, 2011
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rehaxing

1) The act of being so good at haxing a game, it soothes and calms you to do so.

2) the act in which you have already kicked ass so hard, but you come back to give it some more ass kicking just cause you can.
Ex. 1) After a long day at the office, all he wanted to do was rehax with some video games.

Ex. 2) Even after beating Paper Mario without dying once, she went back and rehaxed it just for fun.
by Amanda and Sean August 22, 2005
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