Redneck bidet

When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole

That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.

by sirfuzzle May 13, 2015

redneck ice bucket

Pulling out the bottom of your t-shirt to create a 'pouch' for holding ice dispensed from a machine. Utilized when a bucket or other receptacle is not abailable.

Don couldn't find an ice bucket in the hotel room, so he utilized his redneck ice bucket to bring some back to the room.

by DLRCFS November 12, 2015

Redneck Diaper

A full roll of paper towels you pee into while driving.

(Verb)
"We're gonna have to redneck diaper this shit, or we'll be late."

(Noun)
"All I need is some coffee and a redneck diaper to last me a few hours"

by Nimbus May 27, 2016

Redneck trash

An ignorant redneck who thinks he is tough and all his opinions matter.

I just saw a redneck trash driving down the road with Kenny Chesney blaring music over their duel exhaust.

by PAYNT May 17, 2016

redneck cleanse

Diarrhea

I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.

by EV780 May 19, 2016

Rednecks with paychecks

Rednecks who actually have a viable source of income. They do not live in trailer parks, but you might find them in small country towns in all 50 states. They could be farmers, Lawndogs etc.

Look at them Robertsons on their riding lawn mowers. I heard they are rednecks with paychecks.

by watermelawn March 13, 2017

redneckified

Changing a liberal into a conservative.

When the Californian moved to southern Alabama she became redneckified.

by Beachtiger98 March 25, 2017