Rectumitus

A condition where a person or management has their head stuck so far up their ass, they would need a surgeon to remove it

There is a epidemic of Rectumitus in this management or Joe Blow has a very severe case of Rectumitus

by tat2you June 1, 2016

Rectum Tickler

Someone who tickles rectums. Its pretty self explanatory. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Stay away from my anus, you rectum tickler!"

by WhiteKnightLuffy September 17, 2016

Rectum

asshole for the "Intelligent people"

Doctor, his rectum burst

by DADDDBIGheart VANS December 12, 2016

rectumfy

to put something right; correct in the butt.

One may rectumfy almost any situation, if given time.

by Boomsmack February 26, 2018

Rectumcussions

Rectumcussions are the repercussions one will face after eating a food that is well known to cause diarrhea.

I am not looking forward to the rectumcussions after that Taco Bell

by Oxxxford Dick June 12, 2018

Rectum retardation

Retardation of the rectum only caucasians can develop this disease

Female without rectum retardation: I want to have a baby with a black guy so that my baby doesn’t get rectum retardation

by Bigdaddyredrockthesled August 24, 2018

rectumography

The Study of Rectum and all it's glory

I'm taking my GCSE in Rectumography next year!

by Prof. Bumhair October 20, 2018