rectumonious

Someone who is a sanctimonious asshole. Usually a politician.

Example 1

Voter 1 - Wow listen to that holier-than-thou candidate talk about finding religion, even though he cheated on his first 2 wives.

Voter 2 - Yep, he is rectumonious.

Example 2

Candidates who preach "do as I say, not as I do" are rectumonious.

by Yankees Girl May 25, 2012

rectumsempra

a magical spell when you tickle the asshole a little bit

I used the spell rectumsempra

by eugenesaunders December 10, 2020

recumbutt

Shotened form of Recumbent butt

I like the Bike-E but it gives me Recumbutt after a few hours

by 'Bent Triker April 4, 2005

rectup

What you are when you don't know what your rectum is.

I drank 2 bottles of tequila. I'm so rectum I couldn't find my rectup with both hands.

by iNToIT June 11, 2006

Recumulate

After getting rid of all your possessions (eg long distance/overseas move), the process of re-accumulating new belongings.

I sold everything when I moved, but I've recumulated it all back in 6 months!

by mr_eman September 20, 2010

optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

by Jack Squat March 27, 2003

recumbent

A pedal bicycle or tricycle ridden in a seated or laying down position. A recumbent is far more comfortable than the conventinal upright bicycle and racing models have far supirior aerodynamics allowing them to attain much higher speeds for a given effort level. Recumbents were banned from major races in 1934 due to the fact they give the riders an unfair advantage.

Recumbents are commonly referred to as 'bents for short (don't forget the apostrophe)

I am going for a ride on my recumbent.

by 'Bent Triker December 19, 2004