rake monkey

An online poker player who plays a lot with the intention of generating rake for the site (income the site gets by taking a % of each pot played). These players in turn get some of their rake back through rakeback sites. This which is generally the sole source of their income because they play too many tables and aren't very good, but make money because of the sheer volume they put in.

"This guy Chiren80 is such a rake monkey, he plays way too many tables and he can't win, but he's making a killing off that rakeback payment every month".

by zcj90 March 2, 2010

Rapebooking

Rapebooking refers to the act of repeatedly and excessively posting comments on your friends' Facebook walls, photos, and any other Facebook media. A Facebook rapist is an individual who indulges in rapebooking frequently; these people are considered dangerous and should be de-friended and reported to the Facebook authorities immediately. If you catch a Facebook rapist, spread rumors about them immediately to help protect your friends against rape.

Rapebooking Sample:

Wall posts:

1. Hi.
2. Miss u.
3. What time is the movie?
4. How was your date?
5. How is the new job?
6. When do you move?

Photo posts:
1. Cool pic.
2. Great trip.
3. Purdy.
4. Wow.
5. LOL.

by Definitionist August 14, 2011

Rakefire

Someone that doesn’t realises that they are not welcome in an friend group. They thus overstay their welcome and just hang around the group.

Thomas was of an strange character, he also was a rakefire.

by Frey&Zarx September 5, 2021

Racebait

Masturbating with a group of your homies to see who nuts first.

"Aye bro you wanna racebait with the bros today?"
"Nah dude today is my hot gay sex day"

by Noobmaster969696969 December 15, 2022

Excel Raeburn

Yllek is so cool. With her fleece hat and extra large gumboots with alchol in them <3

<3 Excel to the max

by Maddy February 3, 2004

Root Rake

When a female bites down on the Johnson while pulling away from oral pleasure.

Damn, the hoe Root Raked me last night. She's got a slappin'

by Hugh J'cock September 14, 2009

shit-raker

Someone who seems to have no other purpose but to aggravate those around them. Shit-rakers are one level up from asshats. Because these people have so much experience in being shitheads, raking shit would be a career that caters to their special skills. Dickheads, haters, or anyone who is excessively annoying can also be labeled a shit-raker.

contra5 gives redheadchick22 a compliment on a drawing they did of two men kissing each other, but disagrees with the meaning behind it.

rambos-lover bashes contra5 and calls him an overweight, bible-thumping, dogmatic yokel, because he agrees with the meaning. contra5 did nothing to invoke these aggressions, so rambos-lover would be considered a shit-raker.

by liquidscorpion October 24, 2009