e-quaintance

a person whom one knows but who is not a particularly close friend nor have they ever met and ony communicate via the internet.

So I have this e-quaintance with 325544342324 Gig of pr0n he is going to burn for me.

by megagina August 27, 2009

Quan

Code for the drug methamphetamine

U gotta get down low and hit the Quan.

by Amberama April 2, 2018

Quan

Main Entry: quan
Pronunciation: \kwän\
Function: noun, verb, interjection, phrasal interjection
Etymology: Jamaican, Sean Kingston guan, "What a guan?!"
Date: 2010

Quan can not be defined. Usually used at the end of sentences (except in its interjectional forms) it is an ideological phrase that has many various and eclectic meanings. Similar to the tabooed "f" word, quan can act as a euphemism expressing something from being nettlesome to something being detrimental. When used alone as an interjection, it epitomizes a state of relief or happiness, as opposed to its verb and noun forms.

Noun: I can't believe he did that bro, what a quan.
Verb: 1. A: "Don't call me bro you faggot!" B: "Woah dog, I dont know why you're quanning."
2. Don't quan around or you might die.
3. A: "What happened when you slipped and fell?" B: "I just quaned."
Interjection: Quan! Quan bro! I'm so happy to see you!
Phrasal Interjection: What the quan?

by kingbaby March 11, 2010

Quand

When you use your penis as a wand and just as you orgasm you shout out a random harry potter spell.

lastnight i used my "quand" to cast the patronus charm all over the bed sheets

by jenko-49 February 4, 2012

quan

When you are one with something. Suggests unity or completion. A loosely defined quality combining or uniting athletic skill with love and respect, as well as money.

This word is used in the movie Jerry Maguire by Tom Cruise and Cuba Gooding Jr. "Jerry, you are the ambassador of quan." And "Some players have coin, but I have the quan."

by jyther November 22, 2002

Quan

A coin in the battle mode of "Super Mario All-Stars", a video game for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Inspired by the quote from the movie "Jerry Maguire", "Some players have coin, but I have the quan."

I risk all for the quan.

by Scherzo May 14, 2005

quan

Quan is a word that can be used to replace any word, specifically "fuck". Quan is an appropriate word that can be used around small children and they will have no idea what you are trying to say, because the word simply has no meaning.

"what the quan"
"you stupid quan"
"holy quan"
"what the actual quan"

by homiehales March 27, 2013