Quaft

The act of a woman queefing, then promptly wafting her minge gasses toward her face for a sniff.

Tom watched from a distance as Cindy quafted in a display that would sicken most.

by Spermjizz December 10, 2016

Quaef

A word I used to chest in Up Words. It’s “a type of bird.”

Them: What’s a quaef? Is that a word?
Me: Its a...bird.

by KiaraTheKlazomaniac December 21, 2018

Quaran-team

Quaran-team - the individuals, family members, friends that you are secluded with during a pandemic.

My Quaran-team is best!! we do everything together! Because we can not go outside next to other people that don’t live with us.

by Delishyy March 27, 2020

quaffle

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt

by vampirexlovers95 July 26, 2008

Quaff

Quaff holds the exact same meaning as the word "Cunt", but seeing as the use of this word is commonly thought of as completely unacceptable language at any social level; quaff is used. It bestows the same feeling unto the persons it is used upon without the following complaints of the language used.

That little quaff better run and hide

by Big Andy D April 7, 2005

quaff

quite simply a fanny fart

when a girl shoves beans up her anus, chemicals from them seep into the pelvic reigion and she amitts a high pitched rasberry called a quaff

by owler May 27, 2009

Quadfather

Basically the father of quads. If you need to pick up a quad, this guy is your man. Don't bother asking for an 8th or a half 8th, this guy strictly sells quads. And no you won't get a deal for buying quantity. As a matter of fact, you will most likely pay above normal price. He should probably be Italian and mafia-like too, thus relating to the Godfather.

"You come to me, on this day, the day of my daughter's wedding, to buy this quad?"

-"Dude, cut the shit, just bag it up."

"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

-"Wtf is wrong with you, quit quoting The Godfather, I'm never buying anything from you again Quadfather."

by jets fool November 24, 2010