Quarantinitunity

Noun. The opportunity to meet virtually for a quarantini.

When’s your next quarantinitunity? I can do Thursday evening.

by Original Robbo April 5, 2021

Quarantine Queen

Someone who spends more time in quarantine than they do in work.

Nunnsy came back from another weekend away into yet another 2 week quarantine, making it 8 weeks out of 12, earning him the title of the "Quarantine Queen"

by Big D's Little D June 29, 2021

Quarantine

When the government raises the price of toilet paper and locks everyone up.

I hate being in quarantine.

by 123dogandcatlover March 7, 2022

Quarantine Build

It’s like the sleeper build (where you are skinny until you flex your big muscles), but you only workout your right arm.

Your Crush: Damn, he looks like he m*sturbated 24/7 during quarantine!
Her Bestie: That’s a 🥵 quarantine build

by SharkPlayz SDF September 14, 2023

Quarantinicide

Death by quarantine, either intentional or by mistake.

November 2022 Urumqi apartment fire — at least 10 Uyghur people died (some reports say more), blamed on lockdown barriers (sealed doors/gates) blocking escape and firefighters. This instance of quarantinicide by The Chinese government sparked nationwide protests against zero-COVID.

by Mikołaj February 6, 2026

Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.

Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.

by Dastvan April 24, 2020

The Quarantine Crazies

Derived from the phrase, "Cabin Fever", it is a physiological disorder where your mental state has dwindled due to multiple days/weeks/months/etc. being enclosed in their homes or other living situation.

Hey Jack, do you know what's wrong with Mary? Oh yeah, don't worry about her. She just had "The Quarantine Crazies". She'll be fine after a while.

by Stoner-Hed November 10, 2020