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QED

What someone writes when insecure about his abilities as a physicist or mathematician to make themselves feel smarter than they likely are. Typically used by douchebags who think they are doing something amazing by proving a problem from a textbook. Usually follows a terribly formed proof which lacks rigor or reasoning.
"x+y=2. Clearly, z=4, QED."

"You're obviously incorrect, as is seen without proof. QED"
by jmachtmr March 20, 2008
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QED

Originally Latin meaning "quod erat demonstrandum" or "which was to be shown or proven", now used mainly by physics students to insult someone when something is proven wrong or false, typically with the words "Mother Fucker" added for effect.
by utmichael2008 March 15, 2005
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qexlwazmunt

an indian dude. possibly related to Squanto
"boy, i seriously hate qexlwazmunts with a passion!"
by MR. ROE April 6, 2009
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Q.E.D.

Abbreviation of Latin 'Quod Erat Demonstrandum' meaning 'Which was to be demonstrated'. When doing your geometry exam at St Custard's, you might be required to prove that the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the square on the other two sides. When you think you have given the required proof, you put at the end Q.E.D. In other words. 'That's what you asked me to prove, and I've proved it.'
You asked me to prove the existence of God. God is defined as self-existing, that is, not caused. Everything that exists must be the effect of a cause but the first cause of all other effects cannot by definition be the result of a previous cause. That first cause is therefore God. Q.E.D.
by richelxxx May 1, 2008
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Al-Qeada

A person who manages to completely alienate himself in a small Southern waterfront town quicker than anyone ever before. AKA "The Shwartz""Mini Me""Uncle Fester""Walking Penis" and last but not least..."Bald Headed Jew Bastard" Also see " Boil on the ass of society"
Life would be better here as soon as we can get rid of Al-Qeada
by Little River Rat October 30, 2007
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Qeer

It’s like a deer only it’s queer
A queer can really relate to qeer
by Dabb_ev April 10, 2019
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qetuoadgjlzcbm

Something you type when you are very bored. Made by typing every other letter on a qwerty keboard.
Damn, I am so bored, qetuoadgjlzcbm.
by poiuytttfdsa December 31, 2021
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