Peter Drury: Now here's Vladimir Putin, the God-Emperor himself. He shoots... and he scores! How did he score from outside the stadium?
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.
by Max Biggins October 9, 2020
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Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t
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A term given to "anarchists" and liberals who support communism and/or socialism. Therefore the "Putin"
The term "gluten" comes from the stereotype surrounding modern liberals, or soyboys and them often preferring gluten-free products and soy milk.
A term given to "anarchists" and liberals who support communism and/or socialism. Therefore the "Putin"
The term "gluten" comes from the stereotype surrounding modern liberals, or soyboys and them often preferring gluten-free products and soy milk.
My friend, Keith, got into a rant about how capitlism and Trump is bad and how real communism hasn't been tried yet. He's a real Gluten Putin sometimes
by UnitedStatesofKek November 14, 2018
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Get the Vladimir Putin mug.To make a plan and stick with it, not caring what anyone else thinks or how they oppose it, but to push forward and Conquer, f*** everyone else
When you want to go ahead regardless of everyone's saying you cannot do it you're just going to putin it
by Bobndeep February 25, 2022
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You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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