Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…
by GreatD December 20, 2022
Non-medical term for a micro-penis.
A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.
A dick of small stature.
A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.
A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.
It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022
Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!
Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
by AlabamaBaby May 28, 2022
Putinizer
A person or entity that attempts to overtake a neighbouring country that does not belong to them through use of force.
A person or entity that attempts to overtake a neighbouring country that does not belong to them through use of force.
by Drzlom April 25, 2022
by Drzlom May 3, 2022
Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?
Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?
Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.
by E Bird July 29, 2022
the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.
by pussy bee April 9, 2022