Lil’ Pump

Proof that it is possible for humans to devolve.

“Hey, did you hear about Lil’ Pump’s new song? It’s totally epi-“

“Ew, no, he literally has no talent.”

by Krasnaya September 28, 2018

Lil Pump

See Cancer

“If my kid ever listens to Lil Pump I’ll move to LA and Abort that boi”

by Trazy July 3, 2022

Pumped into the Donkey

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.

Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!

by Steven_McCrory July 1, 2010

gash pump

To temporarily inflate vaginal lips using a suction action sex toy made for the purpose.

Sex was great last night, susie well gash pumped her minge

by Jukeboxjohnnie January 28, 2015

Pump Stank

When you are hitting her pooter good from behind but each slam body slam against her ass sends a nasty waff of hot,sweaty booty stank straight up your nostrils.

Hey braaaahhhh. Did you hit Rachel’s shit good last night?

Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018

Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009

the perfect pump

When you're pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.

When you're pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.

You have just achieved The Perfect Pump.

by CBU (See-boo)/ Chili August 26, 2008