prison Jesus

“Ones whom looks like a “prison” Jesus”

By golly Mr buddle, you look like prison Jesus!

by COLEPEDERSON November 4, 2022

prisonphilia

A derogatory term describing what may appear to be love of the prison routine, often illustrated by multiple prison terms, implying that the person is unable or unwilling to create a more functional life.

Prisonphilia is a condition that often begins to form in early childhood, usually one that is chaotic, unreliable, and populated by emotionally unavailable adults, thereby spawning a person who feels lost and cannot effectively take care of themself.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2022

Titty Prison

1. An alternate name for a bra, usually C-cup or larger. The wiring, the mesh, the wing, the side seam and the cup keep the best part of her trapped inside like being imprisoned

2. A manmade cage for a ladies undergarments

Alexie got home from work late, and couldn't wait to get her "titty prison" off .

Tinashe was on a zoom meeting and forgot her "titty prison" that morning, now there are too many side chats with her co workers

by @The Hojer January 5, 2021

Butt Prison

Magnum condom-shaped meat locker in your nethers for storing copious amounts of nacho-induced, noxious hot ass gas. See also: Prison Wallet, Gas Chamber, Fart Factory.

Bill: Dude, what is that smell?
Bill’s Friend: Sorry man. Just couldn’t hold that fart in my butt prison any longer.

by Cheese Furburgers April 26, 2021

Cell Phone Prison

When someone calls you while they are driving in their car because they are bored. Many times they don't have a reason to call and make pointless chit chat to get through their boredom at your expense.

Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.

Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.

My friend calls me every day on her way home from work and ends the conversation when she pulls into her driveway. I frequently serve time in cell phone prison.

by Panther007 August 4, 2012

my mom is in prison

the response to a very insulting "your mom" joke; often used to make the deliverer of the insult to feel worse than you do

Person: "Your mom is fat!" Other person: "My mom is in prison" Person: "oh.."

by hk zel March 9, 2019

prison print

An amateur tattoo, typically done with cassette deck components depicting initials, sudo tribal, scorpion or other reptile imagery. Outlines of tattoos are inconsistent, rarely shaded, and poorly placed. Most importantly the tattoo is applied from the artists point of view.

“Aint you got some G-Unit to cover that prison print?”

by the kevlar August 14, 2008