proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.

Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.

by The bushleaguers August 14, 2016

proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016

Proof-of-Steak

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017

poofy logic

Logic, that while is true doesn't stand up against much.

Bob: A turtle is only a turtle because we call it that.
Bobette: That's poofy logic, man.

by UnsocialGamer September 20, 2017

Proof committee

absolutely fake news.

Person: have you heard of the proof committee?
Person: yeah dude, it’s totally fake

by Therealcommittee January 13, 2019

proofe

A man who takes part in the sexual act called fruit loop.

Did you see bill today? I heard he was a proofe with a bunch of friends last night.

by PedroYeetLord February 23, 2019

Poofy

An informal word to describe something very messy.

"Her hair looks so poofy"
"I love that poofy cushion"

by LexiBanana September 5, 2020