Poodinate

to poop; to take a crap

Hey Buddy I am gonna go poodinate in the crapper.

WOAAHH... Dude I just poodinated, and it was massive and stunk really bad.

by BEST Buddys for lifee April 8, 2009

poodini

When you know you just took a dump but when you look in the toilet it isn't there. Usually because it hit the water at just the right trajectory and re submerged in the trap section of the toilet.

i just had a poodini.

by sirgoofsalot February 11, 2010

Poodle Munching

Making out with the girl on top.

"Dude, Filipe was poodle munching with Alyssa at the party last night. She took control over him; she was on top. Hott!!!"

by 1loveBEARDS June 17, 2012

Poodle

Dog with curly hair, a puffy tail, furry boots on their feet and an afro.

Wow! That poodle has such a puffy afro it looks like he's wearing a wig!

by shibainu207 August 4, 2015

Poodini

When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.

Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.

Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.

by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016

Poodini

When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.

Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.

Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.

by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016

Poodgie

A wedgie that specifically occurs in the front instead of the back. A poodgie occurs when underpants or trousers become trapped around one's genitals in a manner than causes discomfort. This sensation can be relieved by pulling the garments loose of the genitals. Differs from a camel-toe or moose knuckle in that a poodgie describes the feeling instead of the look.
Pronounced pood-jee. The "oo" sounds like it does in the word "hood".

Bruce: Why do you look so uncomfortable?
Sheila: Because I've got a poodgie.

by Mama Teresa February 14, 2018