Preston

He’s a fat ass who likes big oily men, he puts the mc in McDonald’s he doesn’t eat Big Macs he eats giant macs this man looks like he has triplets but it’s just his fat rolls. He pulls no bitches so he photoshops them in with him

Person 1:Have you seen that guy?
Person 2: yeah he’s such a Preston god…

by Aidan??Nadia?? June 1, 2022

Preston

A true gentleman and old soul at heart. Preston's see the glass as full all of the time just half filled with air, and the other half filled with water, or more preferably with coffee. Preston's are kind and generous, sweet although they don't really like eating candy. Usually waiting till marriage to have sex, they gather a massive amount foreplay, and dirty sex ideas throughout their years before marriage to keep their wives faithful to them. Though they don't actually need them due to their charisma, kindness, and love for their spouse and them for him.

So how was he during the honeymoon?

OH MY GOD, He was such a PRESTON.

So did it get a little dirty and kinky?

A LITTLE!? He was revving my engine the WHOLE TIME!

by Leon Pierre October 31, 2017

Preston

Prestons are funny but sometimes annoying, like...really annoying! But they are still great friends and never want to hurt your feelings. They ask you if you need anything and how you are doing. If you have a Preston in your life, be nice to him, be his friend, you would be so lucky if you have a Preston.

Girl: Wow, thanks for helping me pick up my books!
Preston: Anytime. Hey, want to grab some lunch?
Girl: Sure!

by Coolest_Bean_Ever_2009 May 17, 2022

Preston

A person who love girls too much and could be called a "simp" and is a fun guy to be with and play games with a passion

He is so a preston he plays so many games
He love me he is such a preston

by Koolguy 87 March 18, 2021

Preston

The type of person that would be ruined by fanfiction

Preston: What a lovely day to go on discord
Rando: Heres a fucking fanfiction to ruin your day

by I_want_pain December 2, 2019

preston hedges

A terrible ass school. Everyone is bratty and no one respects you.

“Hey im heading off to Preston Hedges!”
“Im sending you to a new school”

by Epicdogdeattreats May 2, 2022

Preston

this one kid who sits in the back with me and one time we watched my little pony equestria girls together and that was poggers (and idk but I have a pitcure of him shirtless now and i think thats kinda funny)

what up preston
chicken butt

by toasterbutt January 2, 2022