Cheeto Pendejo

An orange asshole, literally, also know as the supposed 45th president of the United States.

Cheeto Pendejo wants to ban all immigrants unless they are 10’s and he can grope them.

by Darth Joseph September 26, 2017

Nathan pender

A sexy young specimen

Nathan pender is so leng

by Nathan pender lover October 11, 2021

Pender

people who pends a lot in skype

Emily and Johnson are penders, they never receive my message on skype.

by jko0401 February 8, 2010

Pender

An anomaly occurance that causes impulsive actions and shortened attention span.

Dan: Hey, did you remember to bring the beer I called about 10 minutes ago?
Paul: Hey man can we jam? Damn I want a cigarette! Did you get beer?
Dan: What a Pender!

by DocOc December 4, 2009

penden

Geek speak alert of pending written matter

Fnbn TRY ME new resumes for AllTel, AT&T, BellSouth, Blazenet, Charter, Cincinnati Bell, Comcast, Cox, Covad,

b/Draze, Earthlink, FastMail, Hughesnet, Juno, MHTC, Mac, Mediacom, Netscape, NetZero, Opera, Optimum, PocketMail, Prodigy, RoadRunner, SBC, Suddenlink, Verizon and Netmail are truly penden.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Pending for Life

This is the sentence judged to be neither cruel nor unusual to certain types of people who request to be your friend on Facebook. These types of people include people you "knew" in middle school or high school, people you "recognize" from a class, or someone who paid close attention to you during your introduction at a recent party. It may also include people you don't want knowing your general information or what you do from time to time, which may include family, ex's, or chaunces.

What happens to these people is you never respond to their friend request because you don't want to be their friend and you don't want them to either 1) know you declined them or 2) be able to request you again. They then spend the remainder of their life pending, while you hope they assume you have a buildup of requests that you generally don't respond to.

1) Someone friended me on Facebook that I know only because I hear him breathing heavy in my PSYCH 111 class everyday, he is definitely pending for life.

2) I like posting my drinking stories on my status all the time; so sorry Mom, you're pending for life!

3) Alex: Yo Ben, isn't this that bitch I said 'hi' to last week who ended up puking all over Evan's new couch like 30 minutes later?

Ben: Ya I think so, why the hell is she adding you on Facebook?

Alex: I don't know bro, I never thought she would be able to remember me, she is for sure pending for life.

by A. Boogy January 8, 2010

Pendejo

Dingleberry
1. a particle of fecal matter attached to anal hair.
2. a foolish or inept person.

No seas un pendejo... Don't be a dingleberry.

by Catire March 28, 2016