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Crab Potting

The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.
Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.
by smuchibuchi October 5, 2011
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German Poutine

Basically a Poutine but instead of Gravy....Dya Is Added....You know Watery Poop.
by 99 Prob May 27, 2004
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Poutine

Poutine - noun - an unfortunate teenager who is having a very bad day
Denny: Hey man did you take a look at that poutine we walked by a bit ago?
Chris R: See it? I can still smell it
by Turd_Burgler June 9, 2018
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Jump Posting

A tactic usually used on forums or chat boxes. Works best when there are more then two people.

Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Purposeful Jump posting:

Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?

Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3

Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D

Person 1: That's cool.

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Accidental Jump Posting:

Person 1: S'up Person 3?

Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.

Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*

Person 2: T_T
by ~Spark~ August 5, 2011
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poutine

(Sexual favor) Poutine is the act of eating french fries out of your significant other's asshole, named after the popular French Canadian dish of potato fries in gravy and curds.
Andrew's been begging Emily for poutine all week, but she keeps saying no.
by DerpyDoo November 28, 2013
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Posting

a type of grinding in which one guy is supporting another guy who is grinded on.
i like posting at partys it is fun
by jelloshots-r-us December 24, 2007
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porting

the endless bitching of a girlfriend and/or female around you
Jen is just porting all the time now.

I can't take this porting much longer, it never ends.
by phreak136 August 4, 2005
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