Potsie

When you put your finger up your butt and then fart on your finger

Uncle Dave was doing a Potsie while waiting for the bathroom.

by Mr Buttsponge February 13, 2022

Playing possum

When someone fakes their own hanging auto erotic asphyxiation death in order to have a paramedic or medical examiner come and pick up their body. At which point said person would ejaculate on paramedic/medical examiners face

**** you're laying on the floor with a belt around your neck still attached to the broken shower curtain with you pants around your ankles, hard as a penguins dick in a blizzard "****

-Enters Paramedic/ Medical Examiner, kneels down close-

"How long has he been laying ther......(hot load is shoots directly across her face) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! CALL THE COPS, THIS SHIT HEAD IS PLAYING POSSUM!!!!"

by Chris with a K August 20, 2021

Wash Your Possum

An insult accidently created during a drunken bout at Schoolies. Used when one wishes to stump or confuse the fuck out of their verbal opponent. The beauty of the insult is it has no real meaning, it's meaning and degree of insultation changes as per the victim.
Can be used with variations of 'fuck' in it.
"Fuck, go wash your possum", "go wash your fuckin possum", fuckkity fuck fuck-knuckle fuck-shit, go wash your fucking possum.... fuck!"

Sick as shit tough kid; What did u say to me poof, yeah go on say something... fucking queer I'll stomp your head in.

You; Go wash your fucking possum!

Sick as shit tough kid; What? Bitch come on fuckin say it again

You; Wash your possum

Sick as shit tough kid; *leaves to figure out whether or not you actually insulted him*

by TheParmigianCrew January 23, 2012

Potso

Phil's alter ego.

Potso, Skins, and Coo' D (Cold Dean) were the center of attention at the phat party in Albany.

by Jimmy James June 18, 2003

possuer

Also known as a posser. Someone who dresses and/or talks a certain way because they think it's cool. Simalar to tool.

1) Ashlee Simpson is a complete possuer! She has no talent what so ever!

2) Ron is a total possuer. He thinks he's so gangster!

by wldulkfrswitdat June 18, 2006

Potluck Shit

The crazy shit you take after eating suspect food at a potluck event.

Dude, I took the worst potluck shit last night. I don't know if it was Brandon's Garlic Dip or Ashley's cheese salad that did me in... whatever it was that dump was chaos!

by SamEureka August 12, 2011

Ugly Possum

Anyone who is an ugly possum and/or has the potential to reach the level of ugly possum-esk.

Oh Em Gee I am Cleo and I am such an ugly possum and no one will ever love me.

by FesterFesterChildMolestr August 16, 2011