porousmfer

a very porous motherfucker

porousmfer stop inting

by gashee April 1, 2020

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of hitting or lightly tapping on an object to make it function as expected

*bOOM bOOM bOOM*
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!

by We are anonymous, Expect us. June 1, 2020

porcupine

When you have as many dicks sticking out of you as you had inside you

Dude, did you hear that Abby fucked another dude?
Yeah she's such a porcupine

by XratedJerry January 31, 2021

porcess

Aliyah way of saying process

Aliyah: Trust the porcess.

by Bsihejqgajsheewkwmndkdbe February 20, 2021

Percussionairey

slapped together, a band-aid that won't hold, weird, highly suspect

Bob: I don't know what happened to this toy car, the wheel fell off of it. I think it was held together with a toothpick and some hot glue.

Jim: I don't know, Bob. that sounds very Percussionairey.

by Aloha Beaches April 15, 2021

Porcupine mumble

To perform oral copulation on a female

Nicolas asked Kimberly if she was in the mood for the porcupine mumble?

by Redneckology May 9, 2021

porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 7, 2021