Poopsie

A cool person not giving a crap about anything.

There is 3 people in the class that are Super Poopsies, Cody,Bradey,Gary

by Bradey April 15, 2008

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poopsex

When one is having such a good crap that they ejaculate.

Nick was having such a good dump that it made him ejaculate. Therefore, he had poopsex.

by HH Lake October 27, 2005

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poopschmerz

A slightly more inane relative of "weltschmerz" - usually used as an exclamation to express disappointment or unhappiness.

"I can't make it out to see you pitch your big baseball game tomorrow, I'm sorry."

"Aw, poopschmerz. :( "

by Captain Benjamin April 17, 2008

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A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.

Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.

Other variants include:

Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)

Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total

Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.

The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.

"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"

"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"

by thechop123 August 1, 2009

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