by Mali123Woody July 8, 2021
Get the Procrastination mug.A problem where you can't convince yourself to get off your ass and do something now, (Ex. a chore, homework, etc.) so you tell yourself you'll do it later.
Johnny has a problem with procrastination. He kept doing it until he ran out of time to do his homework.
by VioletThePurple July 24, 2021
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B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"
by dogman_ June 11, 2022
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It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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Get the procrastination mug.When one does not want to deal with a situation or work or experiencing stress that one does not want to deal with, and so your body produces fecal matter to keep you in your safe space, the bathroom. The one place no one can blame you of procrastinating... cause bodily functions.
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