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pole vacuum 

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.
thera is a total pole vacuum.
pole vacuum by use pi, bitch! October 23, 2008

pole sharkin 

people who sit around the pole to watch the dancer so their man sticks get hard enough for manual manipulation or scorgasm.
Me and my buddies took him pole sharking before he got married.
pole sharkin by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009

Pole Smokerish

As of or like a pole smoker; something a pole smoker would do
"Shirts that come with holes in the sleeves are cool, but cutting holes in the sleeves of a shirt is pole smokerish."
Pole Smokerish by Gray Fox069 April 30, 2010

Pole Model 

A stripper's role model; The stripper all other strippers try to be.
Cynthia: OhMAGod Grrll, that Candie is sooo good at dancin', she is my pole model!
Pole Model by R&A4eva December 7, 2010

pole skinner 

a girl that even your grandmother can tell that if she hasn't fucked your best friend yet- she will eventually.
I wish I would've broken up with her when my grandmother told me she was a pole skinner or at least before she fucked all my friends.
pole skinner by lizadub May 4, 2011

pole sleeve 

A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve
Before Bob was to be mounted by Paul he insisted that Paul place a pole sleeve on.
pole sleeve by Swine Doctor October 30, 2011