The things you earn when you successfully flirt, ask out, or other things that involve people of the opposite sex. It's not a good thing to have to many, as that means you are a whore, or to little, as that means that you suck at getting some. It's most important to get right in between the two and stay around there.
by Zanach March 1, 2011
Get the player points mug.You get them from doing badass things. For example Chuck Norris has like 10 million because he is awesome. Bonus points if you can play the ukulele while swinging nunchucks on a galloping ape.
Did you see that guy throwing knives at ultimas prime doing flips. He got like loads of badass points.
by tomjdog April 14, 2014
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When you order Microsoft points and it takes a long time to finalize the transfer and you are impatient. Usually involves lots of raging and profanity.
Example 1
"GIMME MY POINTS, FUCKIN' SHIT!"
Example 2
'Did you download so-and-so yet?'
"No, I'm waiting for the points to transfer. FUCKING GIMME MY POINTS! FUCK!"
"GIMME MY POINTS, FUCKIN' SHIT!"
Example 2
'Did you download so-and-so yet?'
"No, I'm waiting for the points to transfer. FUCKING GIMME MY POINTS! FUCK!"
by Drak9Cataclysm February 13, 2009
Get the Gimme My Points mug.A fallacious system of points accrued by White Knights by coming to the aid of a damsel in distress. White Knights accrue these points either consciously or subconsciously and believe that once enough points are accrued they may be redeemed for sexual relations with women.
White Knight: "Do not fear fair lady! I too believe that women only earn 77c to the dollar compared to men"
...later that night
White Knight: "So I stuck up for a woman today. Wanna fuck?" (Note: words actually used may be different, words chosen for effect.)
Woman: "That's nice of you. Will you buy me dinner?"
White Knight: "Sure thing!" (Thinking to himself: This should earn me enough Pussy Points to make second base!)
...later that night
White Knight: "So I stuck up for a woman today. Wanna fuck?" (Note: words actually used may be different, words chosen for effect.)
Woman: "That's nice of you. Will you buy me dinner?"
White Knight: "Sure thing!" (Thinking to himself: This should earn me enough Pussy Points to make second base!)
by WhiteKnightSlayer July 7, 2015
Get the Pussy Points mug.May of used up all my lazy Sunday points xboxing today so I'm going to walk the dog to bank some more.
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Dude: You coming to the gym today?
Fin: Na, went yesterday to bank some lazy Sunday points, using them today for couch time
Dude: ... awesome!
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Dude: You coming to the gym today?
Fin: Na, went yesterday to bank some lazy Sunday points, using them today for couch time
Dude: ... awesome!
by foxyfinny January 9, 2011
Get the Lazy Sunday points mug.Having a shit ton of friends that you don't even know just to have it listed as X number of friends you have.
by chenzillah December 4, 2009
Get the facebook points mug.Some bullshit, inanimate currency your mom gives you when you’ve done something to win her favor or affection. Somehow related to the Girl Scouts, but she can’t quite remember and can’t relive her glory days, even in her memories.
“Sweetheart, did you take out the trash and do the dishes without me even asking? Awh, what a good boy. You’ve definitely scored some brownie points today!”
by WINH4X March 20, 2020
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