poetry

Without music, poorly written poetry is just rythmic bitching

i wrote this poetry because George bush is a dick
...thats not poetry, thats just rhythmic bitching

g w bush sucks

by PerfectBalance January 22, 2005

Poetry

A useless subject that is merely an abstract art. Forced upon kids, this waste of time teaches children how to rhyme words in a specific rhythm.

Betty: ugh, I have to learn poetry. It's so useless!
Carl: Yeah, it's just a big waste of time.

by Iamthebanananananana February 4, 2021

Team Warrior Poet

Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.

The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.

See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.

Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."

_________

Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."

by SYNM January 18, 2011

dark poetry

hmm, obviously you don't like poetry with meaning... lol, im not a dark person, or do i plan on being one, but i write poetry based on happenings and thoughts around me, some may have dark effects and impose feelings of sadness, wheras others will involve enjoyment and happiness, not all dark poetry is shit fuckhead...

j' whips out his dark poetised cock and turkey slaps the blasphemor
blasphemor' but, i eat shit and dislike poetry because i am an uncreative twit
j' i know, now suck it you fuck

by J April 5, 2005

petola

In Italy, in the dialect of North East Italy (Veneto), it's a term used to describe white girls that always gossip about others' business and are usually very chatty chat and annoying.

"Omg Stephanie, look at that girl over there. What the hell is she wearing?!"

"Omg Luise, you're such a petola"

by moriemuromnes January 2, 2017

Peeto

1. A Cheeto that is shaped like a dick, with a strong resemblance to dick of former US President Donald Trump.

2. The act of lubing up your Cock and then dumping Cheeto dust on it, then shoving up your sleeping wives Asshole at 3 in the morning.

1. Damn Bro, i got 3 Peetos in that bag i got on monday.

2. Jerry! Stop covering your dick in Cheeto dust and shoving it up my ass! It stings like hell!

by JustusH2277 October 7, 2021

Paeton

Really really short. Like 4 foot nothing. Super kind until your friends with her. Then she bullies you. Other than that, she sucks at watching stranger things. Doesn’t know how to stay quiet during mamma Mia plays, loves Victoria secret roses a little too much, and most of all… maybe is good at ringette?? To be honest I've never seen her play. She’s fun to hang around with, does stupid enough things to make you die laughing, and once she gets comfortable with you, will start admit kinks… but all in all she’s quite the something. She’s super fun to be around and do whatever you want. Her flicks also hurt like a bitch. Anyways paeton has long hair. Pretty cool eyes, braces (loser), and an actual sense of style (although I pick most outfits). Her bed is typically comfortable as all hell. She’s pretty flirty when she’s drunk.

Marshall: hey I have 20 dollars

Paeton: Yeah I stole it
Marshall: oh okay :(

by MarshallBirch May 29, 2022