peed the kitchen's pants

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor

Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Peeing the toilet's pants

taking a wee in the toilet

Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

by clobamacare February 25, 2020

No pants shuffle

Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.

I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.

by Moogilator and Berzerker May 16, 2006

owes me a new pair of pants

a phrase refering to a girl being so hot that you blew your load just looking at her.

damn that girl looks so right she owes me a new pair of pants.

by george January 20, 2005

boner pants

(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.

Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!
Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!
Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.
Jane - I like to punch babies.

by Arshak Z. April 23, 2006

No Pants Friday

An event that occurs every Friday, regardless of weather, where everyone is required to leave their pants at home for the day. The origins of No Pants Friday (NPF) can be traced back to a cold Canberra night (or two) at Nightsbridge, and first afflicted a group of hearty ANU students. The phenomenon spread like wildfire through the Chemistry department, eventually taking the Fenner school with it. With each Friday, the word spread and more and more men and women join in the NPF festivities.

Mel, it's No Pants Friday, get your pants off and get with the program.

by jsickar August 20, 2010