bush pilot

A pussy-eater.

Billy told his mom he wanted to be a bush pilot when he grew up, and she slapped him silly.

by horatio April 25, 2003

pilot

A self righteous, arrogant person (usually male) who reads the USA Today in the cockpit of an aircraft while the onboard computers guide it through the air.

Pilots typically exhibit the maturity of a 12 year old, the sex drive of a 19 year old, the over confidence of a college sophmore, and the patience of a 5 year old.

What's the difference between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.

by Darth Bobo September 25, 2003

poon pilot

One who gets and or takes much poon.

Damn, look at all them bitches 'round him. Poon pilot.

by IOWNYOUNIGGAS January 28, 2006

pilot

a person who drives a plane.

joe is a pilot

by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

Mississippi River Pilot

An exotic handjob that requires the girl to grab the shaft of the dick and act like she's steer a boat.

Yo Sarah gave me the best Mississippi River Pilot I've ever had last night.

by TugboatTommy March 27, 2015

pilot

derogatory term for people of african dissent. this term can be swapped with the term nigger. this will allow you to technically insult them withought them knowing you are, thus amusing you and not angering them to the point of rape or murder.

man 1: What do you call a black man flying a plane?
man 2: idk a nigger?
man 1: no a pilot, what are you racist?

by chris ostman June 24, 2008

Palm Pilot

A time when a male hits puberty

I was paml pilotin last night and my mom walked in on me

by Mack Daddy April 23, 2003