Phillips Exeter Academy

A secondary co-educational boarding school which takes all those who were not accepted to Phillips Academy Andover and pretends like they are better. The Exonian student body is made up of pompous, unhappy, and boring individuals with an average amount of school pride, only because of their odd sense of horrific and over-competetive rivalry. They tend to sneak around slipping in snide comments about how their school is number one, when everyone knows that Andover is better, has been here longer, and has no weird obsession with the "Harkness table." In all honesty, Exeter is a fine school, but so is Andover and many of the Andover - Exeter kids are actually friends, and there are even some Andover-Exeter families, but there are some Exonians who take the rivalry too seriously and are overly mean and aggressive. In conclusion, Exeter is fine, sure, it'll get you somewhere but Andover will always be number one.

Bill from Connecticut: I went to Phillips Exeter Academy!
Chick he's trying to pick up: Cool beans...

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Claire from Singapore: I went to Andover!
Guy she's trying to impress: Will you marry me?
Claire: Das right.

by emjohnson November 9, 2011

phillips

Worst brand of vodka ever. Useful for shitty nights where you feel bad about writing a paper, or if you're broke. Prepare to hug the toilet.

Person 1: I am shit broke, but want to get fucked up tonight.

Person 2: Just get a bottle of phillips.

by spoonman184 March 28, 2011

phillipino duster

After consuming mexican food, the person then covers his/her spouse in raunchy farts.

We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.

by Matandy January 27, 2010

Ethan Phillips

A god of call of duty a killer a supreme overlord

If i saw ethan phillips Id suck him off immediately

by dagger525 November 5, 2020

Prince Phillip

A rare vegetable only enjoyed by the queen himself

"Did you hear Liz last night?"
"Yeah she was eating Prince Phillip again"

by A slut for veggies April 10, 2021

Phillipino whisker biscuit

When you have someone lick your ass while she (or he) jerks you off through your legs rusty trombone then after you insert your penis in that persons ass and then give them a shit mustache dirty sanchez.

Dude, last night I gave your mom a phillipino whisker biscuit.

by Propper G January 19, 2010

Phillip Cox

My cracka Phil mah hommie G

Phillip Cox is tiiggghhht

by chris monldoch April 26, 2005