Peyton Manning 

The act of damaging your vertabrae while performing oral stimulation upon yourself.

Tony got stuck in the shape of a pretzel while peyton manning his cock. He had to seek medical attention for a herniated disc in his neck.

Peyton Manning by tony from the lido September 26, 2011

Peyton Manning 

Surprising someone by pulling down your shorts and sitting on their face.

"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."

Peyton Manning by Darth Wingender March 7, 2016

Peyton Pasta 

When you shove noodles up your urethra, then use meatball anal beads.

Hey last night I went full Peyton pasta

Peyton Pasta by DicklickMcGee April 18, 2016

peyton keener 

Peyton Keener’s are super honest, cute, funny, and have huge dicks.

“Look it’s Peyton Keener!”
“Look at him he’s so hot!”
“I should ask him out!”

peyton keener by Oopsksksksksksk October 10, 2019

Peyton Manning Syndrome 

1. Being very overated, having a great wideout and running back on your team, throwing while up by 40 points, and most importantly: losing games when it counts in the playoffs.

2. Being dominated by the New England Patriots in a malfeasant way.

3. When you can't win a big game, and at the same time your father is the all time losingest QB in NFL history, and your little brother looks like he is 12 and he crys when drafted until he goes to the team he wants.

1. Peyton Manning.
2. Archie Manning.
3. And little Ely Manning.

Peyton Manning Syndrome by HerbieBrady May 17, 2005

Peyton Manning 

A man, no god, who is basically jesus. he banged 50694 girls at a time and has tom brady on speed dial for butt raping. Peyton Manning did your mom. Yes you. YES, YOU, YOUR MOM AND PEYTON MANNING DID IT.

You:Hey did you see peyton MANNING play?

Your Mom: he did me!

Peyton Manning by Nick the greatest man aliiive. March 21, 2008

Peyton Manning 

When you put your naked testicle's and rectum in a girls face and flop your penis on her forehead without her permission.

I invited this girl over last night and Peyton Manning'd herl

Peyton Manning by Z-N-A September 15, 2016