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peyton's are nice,loving,and the most caring person in the WORLD their super smart put wont deal with your lies she hates people who lie so DON'T
james :" wow peyton is hot"
caden: oh yes sir she is!
by fesanswered December 12, 2022
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Peyton A.S.

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A thirteen year old girl that acts like a newborn and she has elf ears. She also likes her cat, sometimes. Watch out she punches. Certified bad ass. Also referred to as: plankton, PlayStation, plantation, poker, pollypocket, Plato, pet, pinnapple
by smdney December 23, 2022
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Peyton B Selvaggio

the equivalent of an older, tired, spiderman. he's not the golden "Peyton Selvaggio" everybody loves, but the exhausted "Peyton B Selvaggio" everybody knows. the kind of guy who throws overly dirty dishes into the dishwasher out of laziness, or the guy to pour chips into his mouth out of the bag, the one to drink milk from the curtain. He is too tired to put effort into things that don't really need effort, so he doesn't.
Hey it's Peyton B Selvaggio, he looks tired. Did he sleep last night?
by credcarol6 January 4, 2023
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Peyton

Bitch ass stupid ahh white girl that has a crush on everyone ever and is the reason the LGBTQ community has a bad rap. This bitch lies about mental (and physical) disorders and makes everything about her. Everyone hates her, nobody likes her.
person 1: That bitch named Peyton is a massive cunt

Everyone else: I know, right?
by Some random guy was taken January 4, 2023
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Peyton

That weird but hilarious girl who has funny features. While she has some flaws and a little bit of trauma despite that she gives her all into everything she does. When you piss her off, she calls her best friends. She's quick to ask her friends what to do when she is talking to a guy (or girl) and then quickly do the opposite of what they say. She definitely has some battle scars but what didn't kill her made her stronger. While she has some irrational fears, her rational fear is magnets and for good reason. She is a die hard Chicago Cubs fan and if you try to tell her differently it won't end well. If you happen to come across any kind of relationship, friendship or dating, with a Peyton, hold onto it. It will the most funny, confusing, kind-hearted and hilarious relationship you'll ever be apart of. Keep her close and keep her heart in mind because the kind of love her heart carries is the most beautiful kind. Although Peyton is a beautiful soul, seriously keep her away from sharp objects it may never end well.
"I'm best friends with Peyton, she's a lovable crackhead!"
by Kadty July 19, 2023
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Peyton

Peyton's usually are tall, slightly or severely depressed, and white. (If you encounter one that is fairly short, run away as fast as possible. They are not of the human species.) They also have severe anger issues and will not hesitate to cause physical harm towards one's body. They are also very stubborn. however, it is debatable whether or not a Peyton is athletic or lazy. The same goes for Trustworthiness. One thing is for sure though, Peyton's are not awesome, or nice. Take it from me! I would body slam someone out of sheer boredom!

- Peyton
Hi, I'm Peyton. **Blows up**
by Fartatious August 6, 2023
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Peyton

Peyton's usually are tall, slightly or severely depressed, and white. (If you encounter one that is fairly short, run away as fast as possible. They are not of the human species.) They also have severe anger issues and will not hesitate to cause physical harm towards one's body. They are also very stubborn. however, it is debatable whether or not a Peyton is athletic or lazy. The same goes for Trustworthiness. One thing is for sure though, Peyton's are not awesome, or nice. Take it from me! I would body slam someone out of sheer boredom!
Hi, I'm Peyton. **Blows up**
by Fartatious August 6, 2023
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