Amber Petty

Much loved D grade skanky bogan celebrity on Australian television best known for rolling around at launches in recycled bridesmaid gear from a royal wedding. Famous for "Keith Richards" wasted looks and unfortunate incidents, like being photographed with a Bandido bikie murdered a couple of days later. Also famous for being bitchslapped in a pub when she stole the Pubboy founder, Mark Alexander-Erber, from his bikie wife in eastern Sydney. Nonetheless Amber is a 'good sort' and good for a laugh. Famous for her beef jerky complexion due to spending a lot of time at the beach.

Amber Petty has been dubbed 'pig lady' by the Danish gutter press.

Amber Petty by Wirran Cooper October 1, 2006

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kenneth petty

@NICKIMINAJ offender husband that is currently committing embezzlement to her savings account. He is known for being the only husband to propose with a ring that the wife bought

Kids! Who should you watch for?

Kids: Kenneth Petty!!!!

kenneth petty by arigaga October 20, 2020

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bash and dash with petty theft

When one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.

Shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, Nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, Chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.

bash and dash with petty theft by Myke79 July 29, 2006