penis pot pie

A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.

Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!

Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?

Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!

Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.

by Hammer of Jesus October 6, 2013

Paris

Paris is a BEAUTIFUL. Beautiful brown hair that’s wavy with beautiful dark brown eyes. Every boy wants to be with her. She is willing to be friends with these boys but never is really willing to be with them. But rarely she goes for a boy you would least expect. She is always smiling. She is goofy. She is funny. She always wants everyone else to be happy. She doesn’t let anyone take her for granted either. She get ticked if by the littlest things. She doesn’t like when people ignore her. Paris is a sensitive yet stubborn person and doesn’t let people know if she is really hurting. She lets people know how she feels when it’s needed. She is very polite around others she doesn’t know very well, but when she gets to know you she is beautifuly crazy in a way you will maverick forget. She is a very loyal loving person. If she likes you she isn’t lying. She has a best friend that she literally wouldn’t trade for anyone. This best friend is insanely important to her. Without her she wouldn’t be the same. Paris has lots of friends that’s she trust but this one friend is her bestie. Paris has been through a lot. But she still continues to smile every day, with her pearly white teeth. She has the biggest smile all the time. But don’t hurt her and take that’s away. You will always have a soft spot in her heart that she will let take over but she will still be hurt. So don’t hurt her. If you meet a Paris love her be friends with her and don’t take her for granted. Period.

Paris is so beautiful

by Lilly McReen November 29, 2018

penis surprise

It's the name of a dish served in movie theatres by tearing a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, inserting your penis, and then offering some popcorn to your date sitting next to you.
Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.

"Would you like some popcorn, Kathrine?... *Penis Surprise!*"

by Jon, Kev and Sean September 16, 2008

Give That Penis a Sandwich

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.

Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.

by Smodcastle September 10, 2010

penis rinser

A designated person whose job it is to rinse penis. The penis rinser may be assigned to a single, or multiple penises.

Geoff: Man, I really got it all over the place with that cumfart...we’re gonna need some tissues.

Norbert: No need, my personal penis rinser will take care of our penises.

Geoff: Wow! Thanks bro!

by Hammer of Jesus April 24, 2019

pretty penis

1.a penis that is so amazing, the only word that can explain it is pretty.
2.a penis that is mouth watering.

he has a pretty penis, i could suck it all day long!

by Tha Star Diva! April 8, 2009

Penis

The male body part that Justin Bieber didn't grow.

(Boy) Mum, what's a penis? (Mum) A penis is the thing that the crap singer doesn't have it where it should be. (Boy) Where is his then? (Mum) He only has one in bed in his mouth.

by theurbandictionarylover April 26, 2015