Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.

1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.

MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004

porcelain pit

a toilet, typically with great depth to contain splash water.

Hey, I like how the new porcelain pit has tall walls for even the nastiest of dumps.

by nero11 February 27, 2008

percential

Pertains to value percentage. The quality of assigning a percentage value to one's attribute worth. Originates from Mary J Blige's usage in her song "Your Child."

She's one-hundred percential.

by Adam Kramer March 21, 2008

porcelain pull

The act of grabbing onto both sides of the toilet as if to life the toilet off the ground, to forcibly evacuate your bowels

Man, I was crunchin' a grumpy so hard the other day I had to use the porcelain pull to get it out

by tonyamolly January 22, 2009

Percentatize

The act of putting percentages together into sub-percentile catagories to come to the true percentage.

Hey dude why don't we percentatize the percentages so we can see what the actual percentage might be...

by VT Alum April 3, 2009

PERCEPTUALITY

One's own subjective perception of reality. The perceived Reality of an individual, based upon his/her view of the world, events, people, or things.

Is this Reality, or is it Perceptuality?

My perceptuality may not represent objective Reality.

by FreddieBux November 18, 2010

porcelain piss

When you get up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom, you urinate on the porcelain inside the toilet, instead of directly on the water to avoid making that 'sploshing sound.' This is done to avoid waking up your spouse or a roommate.

"I heard you get up last night and go to the bathroom"

"Really? Thats strange, I took a porcelain piss."

by thelol6 December 26, 2010