Just when your about to skeet in the woman, you donkey punch her so she passes out then you proceed to jiz in between her legs. Next morning when she wakes up from her unconcious state her legs are stuck together and she will waddle like a little penguin, hence the name frosty penguin.
by marc j and grant (hot carl champion) January 8, 2004
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Penguin Magic is a great store, however it's fourms are filled with a bunch of spoiled teenaged assholes.
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A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.
Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.
by Shannon A. February 28, 2008
Get the pendulum mug.One of those losers who walk around with their pants around their knees, or holding their pants with one hand between their knees and where they shoud be, forcing them to waddle like a penguin. Usually THINKS he is a tough gangsta.
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"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"
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by Whatshername. January 14, 2010
Get the penguin dick mug.1. a pendulum device named after the French physicist Léon Foucault, used to demonstrate the rotation of the Earth.
2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.
2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Did you really read all of "Foucault's Pendulum"'
Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'
Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
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2. Insult for a Linux user (because the mascot of Linux is Tux the penguin.
2. Insult for a Linux user (because the mascot of Linux is Tux the penguin.
1. Yo penguin lookin motherfucker think you better dan us boyz frum da 'hood?
2. Damn those penguin lookin motherfuckers and their Evolution mail client! Why can't they use Outlook like normal people?
2. Damn those penguin lookin motherfuckers and their Evolution mail client! Why can't they use Outlook like normal people?
by vastheman February 18, 2009
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