when u look up a kilt n see nuts or u get shown nuts when a brit or scot is sitting down with a kilt n no boxers
i was watchigna hot chick when she was being a very s(sister)ilf looking kilt peeker so i fucked that shit hard
by kaleb07 May 27, 2006
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"You saw that couple?"
"Yup. That's a cap peeler."
"You saw that couple?"
"Yup. That's a cap peeler."
by SofleekSativa August 3, 2015
Get the cap peeler mug.A Peeler is bitch who's stomach hangs down so low that you, in essence, have to "peel" it up in order to gain entry into what is most likely the torrid, twisted web of sweat, stink and odor that is her nether regions.
Signs she may be a peeler:
1. Look for the overhang - If her tummy is over the lip of her jeans, thats a no no.
2. Look for loose clothing tucked in then pulled back out of the jean - This could be a potential peel situation, so execute EXTREME CAUTION!
3. Look also for long untucked t shirts - This too a sure sign of something lurking underneath.
4. Watch her as she sits down - If she looks good standing then once in the sit position (good dog) turns into santa clause throw the red flag! Looks can be deceiving.
Signs she may be a peeler:
1. Look for the overhang - If her tummy is over the lip of her jeans, thats a no no.
2. Look for loose clothing tucked in then pulled back out of the jean - This could be a potential peel situation, so execute EXTREME CAUTION!
3. Look also for long untucked t shirts - This too a sure sign of something lurking underneath.
4. Watch her as she sits down - If she looks good standing then once in the sit position (good dog) turns into santa clause throw the red flag! Looks can be deceiving.
example:"I had the beer goggles on last night and took this girl home, but I couldn't even get it up when I realized I couldn't even see her poon cause her gut was hanging over it. She was a peeler and I didn't feel like peeling."
by FatBitchKilla April 4, 2008
Get the Peeler mug.A beautiful woman. Yes she makes bad choices but all teens do it. Anyways shes a queen periot. She an amazing dancer.
Hater-Oh hey zoe lahoe poopberton
Zonut- HER NAME IS ZOE. LAVERNE. PEMBERTON.
hater: whatever your talentless clowns
Zonut: all zonuts can dance and zoe. We are all beautiful. Like zoe. And we are all nice like zoe laverne Pemberton
Zonut: she can dance
Zoe
Zonut- HER NAME IS ZOE. LAVERNE. PEMBERTON.
hater: whatever your talentless clowns
Zonut: all zonuts can dance and zoe. We are all beautiful. Like zoe. And we are all nice like zoe laverne Pemberton
Zonut: she can dance
Zoe
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Get the Huge Peener mug.It's the long version of P.M., the initials of Panda Monium, a Supreme Undercover Crime Fighter, often confused for an Asiatic Princess. Can be seen fighting crime from her Underwater Fortress of Death, located in Oceans Unknown. Specializing in the development of the Ultimate Mechanical Arm, Professor Panda Monium is one half of the famous Crime Fighting Duo known as "Hodge Podge and Panda Monium."
Regular Citizen: "So wait, you're telling me if I cut off my arm, I can get an arm that is the equivelant of a swiss army knife, Peemer?"
Peemer: "The swiss army knife looks like a straw compared to the HPM Mechanical Arm.... FAG."
Peemer: "The swiss army knife looks like a straw compared to the HPM Mechanical Arm.... FAG."
by Peemer December 9, 2008
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by mgpaperboy September 16, 2007
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