soulless patch

the clean shaven area just under the lip. It is often surrounded by a goatee or found below a cookie duster.

shave off that soul patch bro, the soulless patch is the way to go.

by greatlakestony August 30, 2009

Patch & a thwop

To slap the living shit out of someone so hard that you leave a full hand print embedded on their face followed by a hard punch to the jaw or side of the skull making a loud thwop sound and ultimately leaving them unconscious

Dat sucka tried to diss me so i gave em a patch & a thwop

by Professor g slang February 18, 2021

patch hopper

A sleezy bitch that jumps from member to member of motorcycle clubs. The woman is usually a dirty slut that only cares about being with a guy who has a bike and has no self respect.

Beth is such a patch hopper. She only fucks
guys in MC’s.

by mamabear81 December 31, 2017

Patches Ito

Patches ito is a Dalmatian from a game called “Purrfect Apawcalypse” which is really good btw

He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.

This was written by an idiot.

Person 1: Patches ito is hot
Person 2: he will fucking kill you

by Patcherssiito September 27, 2022

patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.

"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."

by Sys4dm September 15, 2017

Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.

Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"

by Stank Deek June 1, 2013

butt patch

Sticky surface. Used to keep the cheeks in place.

Daniel's cheeks were sore after he wore is butt patch

by ButtsRus March 29, 2015