kernel panic

Diarrhoea (or diarrhea, depending on your linguistic preference). Contrast with core dump, which is solid.

"Uhh, that was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"Nope, kernel panic."

by varn_ix August 11, 2008

turkish panini

the turkish panini is a sexually deviant act where the male scissor kicks his partner in the vagina after dismounting from coitus and leaving a creampie in the vagina, upon contact with the vagina bodily fluids fly everwhere causing a filthy mess that resembs the entrails of a turkish panini.

Attila gave Anastasiya a turkish panini.

by haxorz1010 April 22, 2009

panic! at the disco

One of the best bands ever. They combine techno and their own punkrockish sound to make great songs such as:

I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Build God The We'll Talk
Time To Dance
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage

&

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can HAve With Out Taking Her Clothes Off

Person 1: Panic! At The Disco is awsome!!!
Person 2: Yea too bad preps and other mainsteam listeners are ruining it....

by Jerrica! April 17, 2006

Panic sex

Whenever apocalyptic doom is on the horizon, humans are more likely to have sex because it relieves the tension, nervousness and fear. This is called panic sex.

John had panic sex with his girlfriend every single time there was the possibility of nuclear war between two nations, especially when Russia was involved. The panic sex made him forget about all his worries.

by Aliases March 10, 2014

Panic At The Disco

It’s actually spelt Panic! At the disco, get your facts write

*texting*

Person 1: omg I love panic at the discos new song

Person 2: omg what a fake fan, it’s Panic! With an exclamation mark

by AnxiousAzzie May 22, 2018

That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.

*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.

by ezeebee January 18, 2009

panic! at the disco

an amazingly talented band of 19-20 year olds, there is 4 members of the band. even though the band has only been formed for around 2 and a half years, one band member has left, and they gained another, and they have become as popular as fall out boy. Panic! At The Disco are loved by many 12-18+ year olds but others disagree, calling them 'scene' which they are OBV not, there is no such thing as a scene band, as scene means 'in fashion', it makes no sense because they just wanted to play music, if they wanted to be scene they would be walking down catwalks, not spreading their musical talents, SO THEY ARE NOT SCENE.

People may say they are only so popular with teens because they are good looking, no - or else fans wouldnt have bought the album they would have just bought a poster with them on to look at.
the album is to LISTEN to.

though some sceners will listen to them to look cool, as Panic! are individual and they want to look individual.

panic themselves and in their music are NOT scene, they are legends already, and they havnt even been out that long!

true fan: heres the panic! at the disco album you asked to borrow.

scener: oh, i only wanted to picture of ryan ross inside it.

by :) rosie December 9, 2008