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by qoza January 23, 2018
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Package

A physical quantity to measure one's happiness in life.
Indian 1: " I don't give a shit about your damn job, what's the Package?"
Indian 2: "I don't either. Its 40lpa btw. F**k it's not enough to buy me 3 houses."
by thicknoodle September 22, 2022
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Package Anime

When someone writes a whole chronicle of the whereabouts of a package their expecting, regardless of their peer's willingness to know.
Karen's released another episode of her package anime. Why did we let her in the group chat? I don't want to know every movement of the buttplugs she ordered!
by Lambda_BM December 28, 2020
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red package

Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.
My roommate is seriously about to earn herself a red package.

We're red packaging him tonight.
by poeticfly08 November 20, 2010
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Package mode

When you expect a package to arrive soon and are actively anticipating its arrival.
"My new Lego set finally came in yesterday. The package arrived at 6 PM, but I was in full package mode since 2 lmao"
by Inlovewithabsol May 13, 2023
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Poverty Package

Jim used to make $96,000 a year and have all the channels. Now he's unemployed and has to settle for the poverty package.
by Isthereanynamesavaliable January 18, 2022
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faux-package

When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)
Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.

Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!
by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009
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