I need some real puntaine from some chick like April from Parks and Rec. Not that sub-par, nasty shit that Alyssa Milano or O.A.C. has been giving away to everybody.
by Blackfoot Blane November 2, 2019
Get the Puntaine mug.Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.
“Why is there not toilet paper?”
“The Russians!”
“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”
“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)
“The Russians!”
“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”
“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)
by TSDG619 November 14, 2020
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When your sitting on your front porch stargazing and your friend from Oregon comes over with a fish hanging off her nipple ring like catnip but your hungry so you fry the fish while It’s still attached to her nipple and it burns the little airs off her Areola
Hey Pierra while them fifty cats be tryin to jump up On that fish that be hanging from your nipple . IM HUNGRY ... I’m lighting that shit up with this here lighter and we gonna have is some suppa. Me and you gonna enjoy this putintayna
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Get the Putin mug.When you’re in doggystyle with your friends mother and simultaneously jacking off Putin, typically while having your right hand diagonally pointed in the air.
“Yo last night I was Putining and it felt great”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”
by gman6020 March 3, 2022
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1. A person engaged in thinking or speaking out loud only Kremlin approved thoughts.
2. A petty dictator immitating another petty dictator.
3. Putinskied (past tense) A person that can no longer think non-Kremling approved thoughts.
4. Putinskis; a group of people that argue against all reason, evidence and logic that only putinskied thoughts are correct.
Verb.
1. Putinization; the process of making a general population completely unable to think non-Kremlin approved thoughts.
1. A person engaged in thinking or speaking out loud only Kremlin approved thoughts.
2. A petty dictator immitating another petty dictator.
3. Putinskied (past tense) A person that can no longer think non-Kremling approved thoughts.
4. Putinskis; a group of people that argue against all reason, evidence and logic that only putinskied thoughts are correct.
Verb.
1. Putinization; the process of making a general population completely unable to think non-Kremlin approved thoughts.
1. "No it is the west that has forced the east to invade a peaceful democracy by being very disagreeable"
"Yup, you've been totally putinskied." *shrugs*
2. "Dear daughter, I know you told me about attacks on your country and you sent me images of devastation but I don;t think they want to harm you. They are good people on a peace mission these soldiers. All the neighbours agree with me."
"Dear mother, you and your neighbours are a victims of putinization and unfortunately you turned in to just a bunch of putinskis."
3. "You watch out for that Lukashenko!"
"He's just another Putinski!"
4. "They want to conquer us and enforce strict putinization!"
"They can try but all they will get is this finger ! "
"Yup, you've been totally putinskied." *shrugs*
2. "Dear daughter, I know you told me about attacks on your country and you sent me images of devastation but I don;t think they want to harm you. They are good people on a peace mission these soldiers. All the neighbours agree with me."
"Dear mother, you and your neighbours are a victims of putinization and unfortunately you turned in to just a bunch of putinskis."
3. "You watch out for that Lukashenko!"
"He's just another Putinski!"
4. "They want to conquer us and enforce strict putinization!"
"They can try but all they will get is this finger ! "
by Geek With A Knife March 4, 2022
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