Pump Fuck

Similar to the pump fake, just in a sexual situation.

"Dude, We thought derek was totally going to bang tina, but he gave her the pump fuck and banged susan!"

by David "the priest" Telly December 8, 2006

Pump Fake

Verb. -Technique used at the gas-pump when you are short on cash and wish to fool the casual observer into thinking that you are not.

Here is an example of The Pump Fake: If you only have $10 to put in the tank, you subtly release the pump trigger a few times between the $8 and $10 mark. Hopefully, this will fool anyone who happens to be watching into thinking that you are simply topping off your gas tank before a long trip, and that you are not actually broke as hell!

by Stoolsample January 3, 2014

PUMP A DUCE

Pumping a duce, is known as cranking out a fat oversized roll of steaming shit with maximum force.

Dude ill be in the can for an hour i have to pump a duce.

by cdawg98822 January 29, 2007

pump fake

When you start to jack a dude off, and before he cums you stop and leave. This is a more vindictive form of a cock tease

A well meaning, but intoxicated Trixie takes Chad home from the bar. Things start to get nasty. She puts her hand down his pants and starts to jerk him off. Something causes her to stop, either revenge or her conscience, and she walks away. He says, "It's not cool to pump fake me like that."

by eTwice May 24, 2009

pump bitch

Similar to punk or punk bitch. Someone who acts in a "all talk" way who can't back up their words.

You are such a pump bitch.

by Tracy Roland August 10, 2007

pump custard

masturbating

When I saw her picture on my computer, I dropped trou and started to pump custard.

by Tees September 29, 2013

Pump and Chunk

A Pump and Chunk is when a male is puking, and receives a hand job at the same time from a female. The male will then alternate from puking in the toilet, and making out with the female, the entire time receiving a hand job.

The other night, I received a pump and chunk from this drunk chick.

by JBOY101 October 3, 2011