procrastinator

Someone who does some time-consuming shit and never gets off their lazy ass to get shit DONE.

You are a procrastinator just by reading this and not doing your damn work.

by This_is_not_your_pseudonym April 17, 2014

procrastinational

Having qualities that tend to put off doing things.

Brittany's choice to put off studying was very procrastinational of her.

by kevinsnowedinMDnotFL February 10, 2010

Procrastibation

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.

I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.

by Tron =] May 14, 2010

Anal procrastinator

Someone who is so meticulous and approaches every task as a perfectionist with an anal attention to detail, but because of these traits, he/she will also put off ever starting the task due to the anticipated amount of work and effort necessary to complete it adequately. Often, this trait will lead to the task becoming even more difficult later because of the delay in getting started but the continued need for an anal degree of meticulousness.

Jane is a total perfectionist and does amazing work, but because she is such an anal procrastinator, he often never gets started.

John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.

by AaronOOF April 29, 2011

procrastinator

a person who really tries to get something done but everything else seems to get in the way (like looking up words on urban dictionary) and then all of the sudden its the night before the test or assignment and you wonder what happened to all the time. aka a mixture of add and just being a college kid...

THE PROCRASTINATOR! I will.... eventually! (have to say it in a superhero voice)

by wat up my peeps October 6, 2009

procrastonationism

pro-cras-ton-a-tion-izm
the art of procrastonating for prolonged periods of time

hopefully i can prefect my procrastonationism so i will never do anything again

by 42 Pound Moose December 15, 2005

Precrastination

A compulsive disorder that requires the sufferer to do everything as soon as they can.

Stu was a precrastinator. He just wasn't happy until he had done everthing that he needed to do. He was never happy.

by Edd Rayner February 11, 2004