Politician

The ultimate source of whining.

Want to learn how to whine? TAKE LESSONS FROM A POLITICIAN!!!

Sources: Politicians.

And Utah.

by teh skipper May 30, 2009

insert politically incorrect word here

Any word that might be considered offensive, politically incorrect, or triggering.

You can't say insert politically incorrect word here that's offensive.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

political correctness

A doctrine held by a delusional minority, academia and the mainstream media that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

"Don't call that man a 'bum'! Political correctness dictates that he is unfortunately 'homeless'!

by Boogification April 18, 2008

politically liberal

A set of political beliefs which should focus on stressing the following:

-Social government programs seeking to improve the quality and equality of life such as Health care and Welfare

-Heightened strength of federal government to keep differing state governments close enough together to avoid conflict

-Protection of Constitutional rights of ALL people (even those who are not politically liberal)

Unfortunately, it is now also known for the following:

-Anti-religious zealotry seeking to censor any mention of God, thus restricting free speech, but only for religious individuals.

-Anti-conservative bigotry that viciously mock and criticize conservatives simply because they have different beliefs.

-Radical homosexual propaganda that makes anyone who disagrees with "Homosexuality is natural, healthy and good for society" out to be some sort of criminal.

I don't know how to explain to my friends that I'm politically liberal but not a total lying bitch like Rachel Maddow or other famous liberals.

by TruthInText May 25, 2010

Political Compass Memes

A subreddit which carries the unique distinction of probably being the only political discussion community on the internet where people belonging to all political ideologies can interact and discuss their opinions with each other without someone getting their panties in a twist. A die-hard liberal can laugh at a meme along with a Trump supporter; a communist can amicably chat with a anarchist; etc. etc. This is quite remarkable considering that 99% of political subreddits inevitably become echo chambers full of vocal extremists that shoot down anyone with even slightly differing opinions.

Probably will get banned in a year or two.

*other politics subs*
Person 1: *expresses an extreme opinion that is rewarded with thousands of upvotes and awards*
Person 2: Listen, I think that might be going a little far because.....*rational argument*
Everyone else: REEEEEEE YOU CAN'T HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION FROM US WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!!1! *mass downvoting Person 1 with possible death threats in inbox*

Political Compass Memes
Person 1: Expresses an opinion
Person 2: Hey man I think that might be a bit flawed because *rational argument*
Person 1: That's a valid point man. But I'll still portray you as a soyjak in my next meme.
Everyone else: Based

by CookiesAndPolitics August 1, 2021

political spectrum

The spectrum in which you define your political stance.
Right_Reactionary-Conservative-Moderate-Liberal-Radical_Left

Im a radical.

by jpj June 11, 2004

Political Retard

The kind of people who say or make stupid nicknames for political figures and think they are actually funny.
Example: Shillary, Trudope, Drumpf, Obama bin Laden, Libratard, Cuckservative

Person 1: Man i can't wait for Drumpf to be impeached.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you political retard!

Person A: Did you hear what Trudope said to a veteran that lost his leg in Afghanistan?
Person B: fuck off with that Trudope shit you political retard. Use their proper fucking name!

by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018