plastic cop

1. security guard or wannabe cops

'what a jackass, his just a plastic cop'

by patchy36 April 23, 2005

plastic

methamphetamine

yo lets grab some plastic and get high!

by juniordready October 9, 2009

Plastic Paddy

Diaspora Irish (American Irish) like De Valera who fought to make Ireland free both in Europe and North America, and was thrown in prison, wrote the Irish constitution, served several terms as head of government and head of state in the Irish Republic, and was heavily involved in the Gaelic Revival that helped save the Irish language. Also like others who funded millions of dollars to the Irish and gave their lives fighting in the IRA during 'The Troubles.' Those who continue today to support politically and financially Ireland and many of its political parties. American Fenians and Diaspora Irish patriots, you know... "fake Irish" from whom we have absolutely nothing to be thankful for and no solidarity with.

"He's not Irish... more like a plastic paddy."

by Boyo85 December 16, 2009

plastic wrap

Plasticy doom on a roll.

I will kill you with plastic wrap.

by Dumb Ass August 17, 2004

plastic water

Ozzy's coined phrase, guess what it means. :)

I think I'll find myself some plastic water, I guess I shouldn't have married Lennon's daughter, yea, yea yea yea...

by Road to Nowhere October 12, 2005

plasticine head

someone with a deformed head usually larger than normal, often occurs in the scouse.

Mikey look at that plasticine headed cunt over there

Mate you have a right plasticine head

by bisboii November 15, 2019

fucking with my plastic

Result of the demands of the nine-to-five grind that impose on natural skills.

Nicked from Tricky's "Brand New You're Retro."

I wrote well until I took a job in advertising to pay the bills. That shit is really fucking with my plastic.

by grifter69 November 9, 2004