Parsippany High School

A school where you can curse at a teacher, disrespect any one in the building, or do practically anything that shouldn't be allowed and your punishment will be spending the period in the office, if anything at all. However, you can get I.S.S. for breathing to heavy or not bringing a textbook to class. It is full of minorities (Mostly Indians) and Wiggers. Only 30% of students don't abuse a drug, and thats not including alcohol. The lunch ladies scream and beat each other, and teachers constantly threaten each other. Our vala dictorian is going to Georgetown. yes, Georgetown.

Wigger: You bro u got the dope?
Teacher: I heard that...
Wigger: Fuck off, Miss Bitch
Taacher: OK, as you were.
Indian: I love Parsippany High School, I get A with curry in my eyes!

by normalwhitekid May 23, 2013

parsh

It's an intentional mispronunciation of "Porsche," you perverts (and also some guy named Parsh).

Man interrupting conversation, pointing at a Porsche: "Sir, I believe it is pronounced 'por-sha.'"
Extremely correct person chiming in to fix this mansplainer's annoying conversation derail: "Nope, it's definitely 'parsh.'"

by hello TXDOT October 3, 2019

Joey Pearson

A semi-famous pop/R&B singer from Hinesville, Georgia, but currently living in San Diego, California. He was a semifinalist on the popular talent show Star Search, and has performed at venues such as the House of Blues and the Del Mar Fair in San Diego. He also appeared on a Christmas episode of Jenny Jones' talk show. Contrary to popular belief, Joey is not homosexual, but he has admitted to engaging in sexual intercourse with several men.

I saw Joey Pearson yesterday!!!!

by JPisTehRox0rz December 14, 2008

Lake Parsippany

Lake Parsippany AKA LP is its own town within in a town. It follows its own set of rules, enforced by B.O.T., The Boys of Troy.

The place to be is Lake Parsippany!

by Dan Fisher April 19, 2005

ParsnipHead

A person with a big head, extremely funny and normally has bumbfluff

You are a parsniphead

by Robbie W May 4, 2006

Parsnip pusher

One pushing a parsnip into the backdoor entrance.
Inferring homosexuality.
A joke aimed towards men.

...
"You're a parsnip pusher."
"Parsnip pusher."

"Sorry, I could not find synonyms for 'parsnip pusher'."

by Hengarrrr January 9, 2013

parsa

Super virgin, never seen or will see a women. Usually don't have dicks or if they do it's less than 2 cm. Will reach nothing in life and mostly look like triangle Doritos.

Oh look that's a Parsa

You are such a parsa

by random mf with a huge dick November 22, 2021