All fax no printer

All true, we only use a fax machine here. No printers! Facts only

Brian’s hairline looks so fucked, all fax no printer

by Courtney Cain March 19, 2021

pointers

something that pokes out of a womans tits..they are also known as nipples.

wow look at them pointers coming out of that ladys t-shirt its making my pencil become erect!

by grace-thebest August 28, 2006

pointer

when the penis is inserted into the vag, you get a boner, aka a pointer.

I just did your mom and got a pointer.

by ravenmatthewsisbae May 23, 2016

taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.

"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

Three Pointer

When you are jacking off and land most or all of your cum into your belly button.

Wow dude I just hit a three pointer last night in bed!

by notstevebuscemi August 10, 2017

Pinterest

Essentially 4chan and tumblr to a degree, but it is dominated by women mostly (About 88%) The other 12% is pretty much fags or transgender homosexuals. Upon looking at my ex girlfriends pinterest, i was overcome by home much stupid stuff there was to be seen. From what i saw, you "Repin" what others have posted. In her case, recipes for food (Fat ass), housing arrangements, ways in how you can get a good workout (Bullshit, use a gym), etc. I'm guessing that is what tomboys pin. The normal female posts about her wedding day, accreditations and true values in a relationship, the size of their boyfriends monster cock, etc. Shit like that is just stupid on both ends, i do however have to give my youngest sister credit she posts nothing of the kind, instead, she simply bashes on them and their pins.

Tammy pinned about a mix of applesauce and bananas and caused 500 other young, naive, women to slather that shit in their hair and make a huge fucking mess that not even the hairdresser could fix, instead, they called sergeant dornan and they all got a buzz cut.

Tammy, all us guys forever reserve you a spot at the bar, man cave, and or bed.

This is what you get for believing shit on pinterest, a buzz cut...was it worth it?

by Boats n' hoes August 20, 2013

The Painter

The Painter is someone who thinks they are always right. Says random and retarded things that makes no sense, and continues to argue a point that is completely wrong until the other person gives up just so he can win.

Makes up random statistics.

Jake: So bears climb mountains to scratch at rocks to eat the gnats underneath before they hibernate

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, i saw it on Planet Earth.

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!

Brian: You are such a Painter!

The Painter.

by ONUwrestlinstats January 31, 2010