Potting

When a gay man bends down in front of his partner, defalcates and the partner manipulates the feces into sculptures of shapes

Ben is going potting again at the local Potting Shed

by YAMAMM June 7, 2019

Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

Putting paper in the frying pan

A phrase used towards a person starting shit for no reason.

"Dave you've only had two pints, stop putting paper in the frying pan"

by Fat60yearoldNigeriansexkiller April 21, 2019

Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.

Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.

by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 21, 2019

Putting in the Resume

The act of putting in a good feeling with your friend’s girlfriend so then when they breakup your there for her as backup

“Yo, you see Jon getting really friendly with Matt’s girl”
“Ya bro, he be putting in the resume”

by FRANKLENS TOWER October 28, 2020

Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

by $kweex December 4, 2020

Pifting

A word made from Ronnie Ohagan the word pifting is someone who is your friend/g/gdem/bredrin/bro/mate

Yo wag1 my pifting you dozy fucking goon I’ll smack ye thick skull in and drop kick ye mums teeth out you illiterate twat

by Sussy chungus May 21, 2021